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Jun 5, 2022

lesbotan:

lesbotan:

lesbotan:

lesbotan:

lesbotan:

idk im really tired of 15-17 year olds who have never interacted with the gay community irl and spend too much time on tiktok trying to act like the authority on all that is lgbt+ 

  mean this in the kindest possible way. if you are too young and unsafe to go to your gay community center or pride here’s some ways you can connect to gay history.

since it was suggested in the tags

anything that moves

the bisexual manifesto

the Samuel Proctor oral history project

a masterpost of lesile feinberg’s works by @genderoutlaws

more to come

(via corico-mile)

May 16, 2023

the-haiku-bot:

dead-immortal:

wheezethecheeze:

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

@the-haiku-bot

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

May 16, 2023

brightlotusmoon:
“sirtroyofbaker:
“ balalaikaboss:
“ ejacutastic:
“ I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
”
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF...

brightlotusmoon:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

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@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

(via vocallife)

May 16, 2023

albertinesimonet:

geniusoflove:

geniusoflove:

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here is solomon

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this post permanently became a fixture in my brain and i cannot get it out. the other day i was looking out the window to see the streets were damp from rain and thought “god has pet them wethands style”

(via plaid-n-converse)

May 16, 2023

radicalgraff:

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“Abolish Golf”

Sticker spotted in Chicago, Illinois.

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May 16, 2023

skiplo-wave:

Someone actually made a trojan horse. 5 years of developed of the game lead to this god bless

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May 16, 2023

lil-rotini:

she lives rent free in my head all day every day

(via vocallife)

May 16, 2023

noxtheox:

noxtheox:

Just seen a bathroom sign that says “Femmes”. Unsure if this is woke or not.

Update: the mens room says Hommes. This seafood restaurant is safe from the “woke mob” but not from the dastardly Frenchman

(via vocallife)

May 16, 2023

May 16, 2023

futureevilscientist:

kingscrown666:

enderman:

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This belovéd weirdo

Unironically, this is why society would crumble without diversity

(via vocallife)

May 16, 2023

zegalba:

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Be Born Again, Dr. Kim

(via vocallife)

May 16, 2023

solitarelee:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

I have a new coworker and my boss was like “oh yeah one of the reasons I hired him was because I thought you’d get along”. Which

  1. sort of makes me feel like a cheetah in a zoo getting assigned a service dog to help tame my neuroses
  2. kind of offends me because he’s a mellow nerdy socialist flatcap pinstripe vest beardguy who I’m sure plays accordion or banjo or ukulele, which is a whole Type of Guy
  3. frustrates me because I DO genuinely like and get along with him… goddammit it’s working…

oh he’s bisexual that explains it

“don’t you love when you get to be somebody’s manic pixie dream park ranger?” yeah okay touché boss touché

your boss is deadass adding new species to your enclosure one at a time to see how you adjust to the new stimulus

(via vocallife)

May 15, 2023

lady-of-the-spirit:

Obsessed with the concept of a character who has never been treated kindly or gently in their life (or in a very long time) and suddenly being treated gently and with care and being stunned and then overwhelmed by it.

(via whiskrz)

May 15, 2023

writterings:

writterings:

comedies that turn into tragedies when the fucked up stuff played for jokes suddenly gets treated with the severity and realness that it would get in real life are genuinely my weakness and hit so much harder than tragedies that start off with the sad stuff.

like not only is the audience caught in the whole “boiling the frog” thing with the comedy slowly become a tragedy but it reveals that the characters are as well; that the previous comedy was only perceived as a comedy because the characters had no clue that what they were going through was not normal and just lighthearted fun. the audience realizes it as the characters do, making them both more sympathetic and their arcs all the more tragic as you look back on what previously happened.

(via flappy007)

May 15, 2023

mighty-meerkat:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

(via whiskrz)

May 15, 2023

(Source: weheartit.com, via flappy007)